Wednesday, December 18, 2013

It's a Wonderful Life, What Happens after the Credits Roll














The angel Clarence helps George Bailey see the error of his thoughts and George decides his life is worth living.   He runs home to a wife and family who all hug him while the town collectively gives him the $8,000 deficit and more.  Everyone sings Auld Lang Syne and the credits roll. This is the classical Hollywood ending, but have you ever wondered what happened right afterwards?

GEORGE: "Uh, so that's a lot of cash," (then aside to his wife,) "So, we have a packed house, huh?"

MARY: (aside to George) "Yeah, I tried to get the money from them at their houses, but they insisted on coming over here. Just keep smiling."

GEORGE: "Uh, so it's been a long day.  (stammers) I'm kind of tired.  Thanks for coming over everybody."

CROWD: (silenced unbelief)

MARY: (aside to George) "Well, that was blunt."

GEORGE: (aside to Mary) "If we were cordial, they would just stick around all night.  Look at Martini.  He's bringing out the wine."

MARY: (aside to George) "Because I told him to."  (then to the stunned crowd) "Well, Merry Christmas."

MA BAILEY's MAID: "Give me my money back!"

UNCLE BILLY: (with bottle of wine in hand) "C'mon everybody.  Let's all go spit in Potter's eye."

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